exaltedmarching:

basically, i’m foundering. i’m locked into two billing contracts i can no longer afford, and i need to pay them both out so that i can cancel them. once i cancel them, it frees up around $160/mo, which will make a HUGE difference to my quality of life - i’ll actually be able to afford food instead of stealing it from my housemate =T

anyway. if you are interested in a portrait commission, please email me with your tumblr username somewhere in the subject line and we will go from there! prices are also negotiable, but remember i really am trying to bail myself out here so i can’t be skimming too much off, i’m sorry :(

my email is mykal.bailey@gmail.com

five slots open to begin with, and we will go from there!

(obviously, even if you can’t commission me, signal boosts are SUPER appreciated!)

signal boost

french:

I’m so fucking weird
It’s like:
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.

whitespire:

I hate dream analysis books bc they just talk about falling and shit

like one time I had a dream that I was trying to get opium from kenye west and he could only speak in lyrics from power what the fuck does that mean

paprikapotts:

barbaricyip:

motherfuckingnazgul:

shireen-baratheon:

#THERE ARE LITERALLY THREE MOVIES AND A HUGE-ASS BOOK EXPLAINING WHY KEEPING IT IS A BAD IDEA

"…it felt like a gift from the underworld," Lundin told The Local. "It was my magnificent ring. I didn’t want to give it up."

O_O

image

california-bluebonnet:

remember tumblr:

it’s pretty important to find your drift partner, don’t get me wrong. but it’s also really really important to find your control room team— y’know, that group of people that you love and trust and despite (or because of) not being able to actually read your mind, still watch your back all the time and aren’t afraid to override the controls and manually shut your shit down to save your fucking lives.

remember those people too.

cellardoornevermore:

argyleapple:


New still of Chris Pratt in Jurassic World (2015)

i’m a heterosexual man and i’m screaming

Oh my christ

cellardoornevermore:

argyleapple:

New still of Chris Pratt in Jurassic World (2015)

i’m a heterosexual man and i’m screaming

Oh my christ

Put a character in my ask box.

kilted-katana:

And I’ll answer these questions about them:

  1. Do you love/hate/don’t feel strongly about this character?
  2. What’s your favorite trait of this character?
  3. What’s your favorite moment/even involving this character?
  4. If you could have one power/attribute/etc. of this character, what would it be?
  5. Have you ever pictured this character naked?
  6. When did you fall in love/hate with this character? I you don’t have any strong feelings toward them, why not?
  7. Who’s your OTP for this character?
I did a thing.

I did a thing.

While watching Bruce Almighty with my dad and brother (who is 12) yesterday, my brother spots Morgan Freeman as God. The conversation goes as follows:

  • John Ross: That's God? That's ridiculous, God wouldn't be black.
  • Me: Well why not?
  • JR: Because God wouldn't be black or white or any race. He goes beyond any of that.
  • Me: You are the most incredible person I know.
  • JR: And you're still the weirdest person I know.

Reblog with info about your Warden and Hawke that you plan to import into Inquisition through the Keep

Warden

First Name: Aron
Race: Elven
Gender: Man
Origin: Dalish
Class: Warrior
Romance: Elizabeth Cousland
3 Personality Traits: Hard, Devoted, Sensible

Hawke

First Name: Demitra
Gender: Woman
Class: Rogue
Romance: Sebastian
3 Personality Traits: Sweet, Passionate, Wary